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Ladies Need Tools Too!
I’ll bet you've heard the story this morning
about the pervert, the parent and the pistol.
A young lady goes for a walk with her child and decides to bring her
gun. This is exactly the kind of thing
that shocks the daylights out of folks who don’t understand that a gun is a
tool. Why would a mother with a small
child need a gun. In today’s story the
mother encounters a freak…a guy who exposes himself…a visual sexual assault on
mother and child. So the mother pulls out
her gun and informs the pervert that she’s going to blow his brains out if he doesn't leave her alone. Prudence takes priority over perversion…and the freak
leaves. The police are now looking for him…mother and child are safe. I couldn't be happier that last night we
hosted “packing pretty”…an event aimed at letting ladies of all ages find out
how to get a license, buy a gun, carry it legally…and give the criminals out
there a new reason to keep their pants zipped and their hands to themselves.